http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/13/family-guy-creator-in-bar-rejection-quagmire/In any bar, bartenders get the most trim because drunk women like to have the option of free shots every now and then. Bouncers get their fair share because of their size and/or the perception that they know how to protect a woman. But door guys, who might also be bouncers, get the pick of the litter because they are actually meeting women outside BEFORE they get hammered. If they can attract them then, they will have no problem after the women have had a few.
It's very difficult to get a piece of the bartender or bouncer action unless you actually get a job doing those things, so let's take the easy route and talk about how to pose as a door guy for easy access to tuna.
1) Get to know guys that work at the door of clubs and bars. Befriend them and tip them generously, in order to get them on your side of this adventure. You can choose to tell them what you're up to if you think they'll be O.K. with it.
2) Buy a t-shirts from the establishment and wear it when you are not at the bar, laying the groundwork for the perception that you have something to do with the bar.
3) Hang out near, but not too close to, the door. Fold your arms to giving the appearance that you are helping out.
4) Smile at every lady that sparks your interest and give them an approving nod and a smile. The perception of power that this action conveys is a powerful attractant, even to women who are not insecure.
5) Ignore people who try to hand you their ID's and point to the actual door guy, as if you're too cool to check IDs.
6) Give restrained handshakes and greeting to friends, as if you are working and you are worried about the boss firing you for seeming unprofessional.
7) Once the place is hopping, go inside and have a few drinks and find the women that got your eye earlier. That investment in time you just made standing outside is about to pay off!
8) If a fight or confrontation does break out, avoid it completely. When you are asked by your new friends why you did not intervene, casually mention that it is not legal because you are now drinking and it would make the bar liable if you actually hurt someone with your MMA skills.
9) When you leave with a friend, be sure to tell the door guy that you'll see him the next day and that he should give you a call if he needs anything.
