Sunday, August 2, 2009

T.J. Hooker Is Coming!

Everyone loves cops, and T.J. Hooker is the most lovable cop of all time. We can't wait for the feature film. Here's the first installment of TJ's best lines courtesy of http://www.tv.com/T.J.+Hooker

Hooker: (after quizzing suspect) Get away from me, before I book you just for practice.

Hooker: If you think of anything else, call me. (cops leave)
Turlow: Don't count on it.

Hooker: (to FBI agents) Either of you get in my way again, you're going to need a flashlight and forceps to find your badges.

Corrigan: You know, you could learn to be a tad more diplomatic with [Cpt. Danza].
Hooker: I'm taking up needlepoint; I can only concentrate on one thing at a time.

Senator Grayle: I've learned a heck of a lot from you. I'd like to be team-mates with you again.
Hooker: I've learned a lot too, Stuart. I prefer the streets, they're clean.

Nembutsu: You're a dead man. I promise you.
Hooker: I'm easy to find.
Stacy: He's a friend, and he needs protection.
Hooker: And you need a tan, right?
Stacy: Exactly. Was there something you wanted to say?
Hooker: Pack your bikini, blue eyes.

Hooker: You're pressing it, Stacy.
Stacy: I thought Karen was the psychiatrist?Hooker: She's got the diploma, I've got the streets.

Karen: What you got in there?
Hooker: An uzi, and a hostage. It's good to see you again.

Mr. Huntman: Sergeant, back off! Do you know who this little party is for? The mayor—a little fundraiser for his re-election. Push me, you push him. Get the point?
Hooker: If I have to, I'll push the both of you, to Hell and back—count on it.

Beaman: (on the model) Young of course, but she knows her way around, if you know what I mean. Very co-operative.
Hooker: I'm sure she is, just like you, Mr. Beaman.
Beaman: Yes, well... I do have to get back to work.
Hooker: Thanks for your help.
Stacy: (as Beaman makes a quick exit) I guess he means well.
Hooker: So do street pimps.

(Stacy is dressed extremely sexily)
Hooker: Salary scales are great. But there's a departmental ruling against moonlighting.

Hooker: (after shooting to kill) He wouldn't stop. He's dead.
Corrigan: You didn't kill him. He died a long time ago.

Hooker: I want to put someone inside the local porn business.(everyone looks at Stacy)

Lester: Are you as good as you look?
Stacy: Last I heard, I'm better.

Hooker: (on fleeing perp's car) Hit the brakes, or I'll take your head off!(about to question models)

Hooker: They're all yours.
Romano: (mock sighs) My kind of suspects.
Barbara Canton: This is Vince.
Girls: Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Romano: Thank you, ladies. The feeling is mutual.

Romano: Hey, Hooker, where she supposed to wear her wire?
Stacy: In my trick bag. An out callgirl never parts with her trick bag. And don't get any ideas about helping me on with it. It's fine just where it is.

April: You're a terrific cop, Hooker. I'm not anxious to die with you either.

(Teri draws something she saw on one of the crooks)
Teri: There. Another clue.
Hooker: You're real good, you know.
Teri: You're right, I am. And smart too. You know why?
Hooker: Why?
Teri: I won't have that drink with you.
Hooker: I didn't ask.
Teri: Ah, that's what makes you... only half smart, sarge.

(on an uncooperative witness)
Hooker: Maybe you'd get more out of him if you laid on a little charm.
Dani: You mean, 'bat my baby blue eyes and flirt.' Why the hell don't you try?
Hooker: I would if I had your equipment.
Dani: Right, nice to know you aren't a chauvanist.