Fantasy Island has some of the worst waves in NC during the summer. There's no better place to grab a board and pretend that you are a pro surfer in order to your advance your agenda to get male or female attention; that's because all the real surfers are elsewhere, and that leaves the field wide open. Some of this advise may seem a little underhanded, but just remember you don't have to spend the rest of your life with your prospect. This is all about fast summer fun and games.
Step 1 - Rent a board. You might want to get a short board to avoid having to lug the cumbersome longboard everywhere you go. If you are really serious about posing for a while, or if you might actually want to learn to surf one day, you can buy a board. For now, let's assume you only want to pose every couple of days. You can rent a board for about $20 a day here: http://www.wbsupplyco.com/
Step 2 - Go walkies. Once you have your board, you can then walk around confidently on the beach and stop to talk to whoever catches your fancy. Be sure to take a look at the ocean, see if there are other people surfing and remark about the condition of the surf. " The waves are nice today" or "It's so choppy" or "I'm used to bigger waves," are great opening lines. From there you can use whatever other chat skills you have to get clothes off.
Step 3 - Back-up plan. If you failed at the beach, it might be a good idea to pick up some surfer gear and hit the bar scene for the rest of the evening. Try http://www.sweetwatersurfshop.com/ for cool apparel. You will need a t-shirt with some sort of printed surfer logo, board shorts, and a pair of big sunglasses--the bigger the better. (Studies have shown that people who have sunglasses like Jackie O. are more attractive. This is probably because her image has been force-fed to us for over 40 years.) You will also need a pair of flip-flops to show your flippant attitude towards the harder parts of life.
Step 4 - Know your "heroes." Get on the Internet and learn a bit about some of the professionals that dominate the sport and then talk shit about them. "Yeah, I met that guy once and he was a real dick," is an awesome way to elevate your stature in a crowd. Be sure to walk away to avoid follow-up questions from someone who probably knows the guy.
Step 5 - OK, so you failed to get some action on your first day. Just pick yourself up and start over the next day, with a few variations. On the second day you may want to venture out there and just sit on the water on your board for 20 minutes at a time, and then run back up the beach as if you have something urgent to do, grab a beer for a half hour, and repeat. This trick is used by people who can actually surf, so it should work for you.
Step 6 - Final option. If you still are not getting the lovin' you want, the last option is to take a few surf lessons to make the pose way more believable. You will want to do this early in the morning and far away from the busier parts of the beach where you may be seen by a potential love interest.
http://www.kowabungasurflessons.com/ is one of the many places for lessons, just don't tell the instructors what you are up to.
Good luck .
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Step 1 - Rent a board. You might want to get a short board to avoid having to lug the cumbersome longboard everywhere you go. If you are really serious about posing for a while, or if you might actually want to learn to surf one day, you can buy a board. For now, let's assume you only want to pose every couple of days. You can rent a board for about $20 a day here: http://www.wbsupplyco.com/
Step 2 - Go walkies. Once you have your board, you can then walk around confidently on the beach and stop to talk to whoever catches your fancy. Be sure to take a look at the ocean, see if there are other people surfing and remark about the condition of the surf. " The waves are nice today" or "It's so choppy" or "I'm used to bigger waves," are great opening lines. From there you can use whatever other chat skills you have to get clothes off.Step 3 - Back-up plan. If you failed at the beach, it might be a good idea to pick up some surfer gear and hit the bar scene for the rest of the evening. Try http://www.sweetwatersurfshop.com/ for cool apparel. You will need a t-shirt with some sort of printed surfer logo, board shorts, and a pair of big sunglasses--the bigger the better. (Studies have shown that people who have sunglasses like Jackie O. are more attractive. This is probably because her image has been force-fed to us for over 40 years.) You will also need a pair of flip-flops to show your flippant attitude towards the harder parts of life.
Step 4 - Know your "heroes." Get on the Internet and learn a bit about some of the professionals that dominate the sport and then talk shit about them. "Yeah, I met that guy once and he was a real dick," is an awesome way to elevate your stature in a crowd. Be sure to walk away to avoid follow-up questions from someone who probably knows the guy.
Step 5 - OK, so you failed to get some action on your first day. Just pick yourself up and start over the next day, with a few variations. On the second day you may want to venture out there and just sit on the water on your board for 20 minutes at a time, and then run back up the beach as if you have something urgent to do, grab a beer for a half hour, and repeat. This trick is used by people who can actually surf, so it should work for you.
Step 6 - Final option. If you still are not getting the lovin' you want, the last option is to take a few surf lessons to make the pose way more believable. You will want to do this early in the morning and far away from the busier parts of the beach where you may be seen by a potential love interest.
http://www.kowabungasurflessons.com/ is one of the many places for lessons, just don't tell the instructors what you are up to.
Good luck .
Next: Sorry Steve, but you fucked up.
