On Wednesday we posted a photo of President Obama drinkin' a beer with common folk while he was on the campaign trail. On Friday, Mr. Cool invited the police officer that arrested the highest regarded American black academic (in his own home) to the White House for a beer, as a way to diffuse the political faux pas he made by saying the officer had "acted stupidly."
You don't have to respect the President and his views (it's not in the Constitution) but you have to now respect one thing that makes this asshole a little better than the last one--the motherfucker drinks beer!
Dr. Henry Gates, the arrested, was also invited to the kegger. But what kind of beer does the cop drink? We will bet you a thousand dollars it is not the same beer those two rich, black, university graduates drink!
Ha, Ha. That's America. Now everyone shut up and get back to something important... And you hurry up and fix every other problem, Hope Guy. Cheers.
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Here are a few more beers that are selling hot on the WB this summer:
Dead Guy Ale - It's got lots of barley flavor. It taste like it has a high alcohol content but it's only 6.6, and it sells to a lot of people who want to look like they are boozing but are actually taking it normal. Come on. Dead Guy Ale? You should be dead after drinking 10 of those, right? Wrong? The ones who drink Dead Guy just know better than to be seen with beers that taste like crap and fillers AND have no kick. http://www.rogue.com/beers/dead-guy-ale.php
Blue Moon - It's one of the few beers, if not the only one, that is actually improved with the addition of citrus. It's usually served with a slice of orange, and if you are used to it like that and you go somewhere where they are out of orange slices, you will realize it is just an O.K. tasting beer. But with a big slice of orange squeezed into it, it is the most refreshing, abnormally good tasting beers on the market. Once again, it's very medium on the alc. content list so you can drink them up without getting messed up. http://www.bluemoonbrewingcompany.com/
Magic Hat - Vermon
t is way ahead of Colorado microbrew-wise. There are microbreweries in practically every gas station and convenience store. For some reason this is the brew that has caught on nationally and has benefited from its excellent marketing and graphic design. How is the beer? It is crisp and has a bit of bite, sort of like a Vermont winter morning. Again, medium alc. content and you can knock back quite a few during the day and not appear completely stupid and shit-faced.http://www.magichat.net/ By the way, Tim Burton designed a very annoying website for this company!All of these beers are sipped by the cool, hippie types. Odds are that if you are trying to get some smokes and see someone drinking any of the above beers, you should go hang out with them. Just kidding. There are no longer any such people as hippies and our state does not yet see the value of taxable revenue in the sale of another mind-alteration substance besides alcohol.
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