Sunday, July 12, 2009

Reef Butts and Organix At Red Dogs

Since WB had the surf contest this weekend, it provided the perfect breeding ground for marketing from a few of the contest sponsors; prominent among them this year were Red Bull, Spy Eyewear, and Reef. But it was Reef that provided the best fifteen minutes of excitement by sending a few of their many traveling bikini models down the Red Dogs runway on Saturday night.

Did we get to see them? Nope. It was way too crowded, but they were kind enough to mingle with the crowd afterward which allowed us to imagine what their half-bare asses looked like under their clothes. That was actually more pleasant (really) because... http://www.missplaya.com/ So there. The Internet can replace everything from real life.

Wilmington's own Organix provided the lively live entertainment for the evening, and they rocked the spot while sporting some freshly delivered Spy frames. But they definitely should have played, what we're sure would have been the late James Brown's version of "Blame It On The A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol," earlier in the night. Delightful. http://www.myspace.com/organix

Red Bull gets the Douche Sponsor of the Weekend award for a couple of reasons. First, they show up in some huge converted military truck that roared obnoxiously up and down the streets. Then they put the cute girls on the beach and in the shade, then hired not-so-cute girls to walk the streets with backpacks full of Red Bull on a hot day. The street girls were hating life, and telling us about it. The beach girls sat in the shade and smiled as they handed out the chemical concoction that in no way should be inbibed by anyone trying to live a healthy lifestyle, much less anyone under 18. If you can smoke, you can drink Red Bull.

Congratulations. Way to make people feel good about your product, Red Bull. Please accept the award and fly on your wiiiinngs to the next town.

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