Trying To Raise Money To Purchase Dog With Five Legs

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Trying To Raise Money To Purchase Dog With Five Legs

Please mail your donations so that we can add this adorable pup to our Loop Puppy Rental Service Kennel. We truly believe that this amazing, cute pup will be best served by being a part of our outcall service. Thanks. http://www.myspace.com/palmroom

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We are also considering adding this other adorable animal, although it is a cat...with wings.

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Murdoch:

I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.

Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine.

I don't wanna be a secret weapon! I want to be an exposed weapon!

The fog was as thick as a linebacker's neck and the moon wasn't saying much either. Just watchin'.

Infinity is like an envelope. You can stretch it across your eyes, put a light behind it, but you can never see the light because it won't travel fast enough.

It was a cow, a definite moo, exactly as I saw it in my mind. And don't try and make me feel better Face, I know I'm supposed to have a zany fantasy life, but I have never had anything jump out of the woodwork and give milk like that. . . It was scary! I've encountered destiny.

I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

Is it too late to have you guys break me in to the VA?

Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?

I don't wanna ever hear anything about me doin' bizzaro things again, Hannibal! Now that was crazy, and I know what I'm talkin' about.

You can room with me at the V.A. We'll put in an extra bunk, then you and I can watch the walls melt.

I knew it, I knew it. . . you had a plan!

I love the smell of a revolution in the morning, it smells like hushpuppies.

Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009