Cougar Hunting - Part 2 - On Safari at Boca Bay and Osteria Cicchetti and Nofo

Now that you have decided that are going to make the leap into cougar country, it's important to make sure you dress and act the part. Remember that no matter how much they say that this is not about them "mothering" you, it definitely is all about that. To avoid an arguments, you should never bring up that topic in conversation.

The same rules that apply to dating any girl applies to the older ladies. You will want to avoid ALL conversation, as much as possible. Replace all needs to talk with an invitation to have sex. Since they are in their sexual prime, you won't get turned down. A woman of a certain age will have WAY more baggage than a younger woman, so avoiding any sort of "talking," which usually involves her talking AT you. Compliments are by far the best way to get out of a sticky conversation. "Those nipple rings are so cute," and "Were those new anal beads?" are two ways to change her mind from relationship talk to fashion.

The two best places nearby to meet cougar ladies are Boca Bay and Osteria Cicchetti, both incidentally owned by Ash Aziz, and both located right across the drawbridge. http://www.bocabayrestaurant.com/ and http://www.osteria-cicchetti.com/
We will talk about the food at a later date. For now, lets talk about what to expect at dinner time when you roll into either restaurant with your net (this is a live-capture safari after all).

Boca has been around for a long time and is well known as a hangout for the well-heeled locals. It attracts ladies from Wrightsville Beach and Landfill, and the main attractant for them is the cheap (really good) sushi that is served on Tuesday and, of course, the half-off bottles of wine on Wednesday. Friday and Saturday nights are excellent times for cougar sightseeing (that's when they also hunt), while the rest of the week is hit or miss. Don't forget that these ladies turn in early, so try to set bait and capture by 11 PM.

Osteria Ciccheti (Hey, Ash. Change that fuckin' name. No one can say it right or remember it. How about just Osteria)...Anyway, Osteria is hopping every night with Landfill ladies because it is a large and successful restaurant. Things started out a little rocky two years ago, but they seem to have actually gotten good food in there now. You will want to avoid sitting in the restaurant and sit at the bar to the right. That is the place to mingle. Go work your magic.

If you want to do some daytime hunting (weird), you should grab lunch at Nofo, which is near Osteria. There are some good, clean food there and they host plenty of Landfill Ladies Who Lunch. **Warning** their website will cause temporary blindness. http://www.nofo.com/tour_forum.php Told you.

Best of luck to you, Teddy Roosevelt. Happy Hunting.

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