This is a pretty hot topic right now...Duooh! Let's start over.In today's world the topic of homosexuality has cause a lot of dissension and anger among close-knit families and the very best of friends. The fabric of our nation is being forced to confront a segment of our society that has basically been around since the dawn of time. Frankly, the whole conversation is totally gay and anyone who cares what gays do in the privacy of their homes are themselves wannabe fags. That said, you can't have male gay without female gay, and what real man has anything against lesbians? Seeing two
girls getting it on is about as happy a straight man will ever be. So why the double standard? Probably because men are irrational and ruled by raging hormones...Duuoohh!We don't see many openly gay folk here at Wrightsville Beach. We all know a few of them who have girlfriends/boyfriend and husbands/wives, but as far as card-carrying , hand-holding ga
y men and women go, no--not so much. Last week's Pride weekend was lame. There were a few families on the beach with two mommies and adopted minority child in tow. All cool. But there was no PDOA. The fear that the sin of homosexuality carries with it throughout the South still keeps true love in check and apart. It is easy to predict that North Carolina will be one of the last states to OK "gay-marriage."That's the saddest part. Once again it must be said that if you are a REAL man, even the sight of two ugly chicks making out will get you hard. If it doesn't, you might be gay. Think about that while you fall asleep tonight with your pack of lies bundled and pretending to be prancing sheep.
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