Who's Dead?

Michael Jackson ,the king of pop, has shuffled off his mortal coil. What did he contribute to all of us? Despite all the weirdness, the child abuse charges, and Neverland Ranch (WTF?), one thing about Michael is undeniable: If you want to get your freak on, put on a few of his songs and rock the night away. Thanks for helping a world get laid, Mike.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Pittsburgh Pirates have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Will his organs continue to be donated to children?

Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”

Michael Jackson’s music touched a lot of people, and Michael Jackson touched a lot of people below the age of consent.

When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Well, at least he has practice burning.

So who will blow bubbles now?

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since that time MaCaulay Culkin slept over.

Rest In Pieces