up his Beagle Xing sign on his front porch. No, these are put up by the Bryant Real Estate 
on North Lumina Avenue to inform you that these fuckin' ducks are more important than your getting to work on time and not getting fired. Oh, and these are the MOST indecisive ducks that anyone ever hand-fed and made fat, lazy and stupid. They will slowly walk across the street, change their minds, walk back, then back again until they have backed up traffic and car horns are honking in anger. Every once in a while someone is smart enough to get out of the car and chase them to one side of the street. More often than not, people sit in their cars and wait for the pet flock to waddle their way into causing annoyance and anxiety.Next: I'm Drunk And I Want To Get Hungry
