When you're sitting on the beach, burning your skin, hiding your beer, and staring at whatever parts of half-exposed bodies you prefer to look at, you may be asked by friendly beach goers to join in one or two of the few beach sports we enjoy at WB.
First, get to know the rules. Then tell the assholes to fuck off so you go back to watching cute boys or hot girls, if you know what's good for you.
Horseshoes - http://www.alphahorse.com/horseshoes-rules.html Ow. Your shoulder will hurt the next day because the horseshoes are heavy, and there is a really good chance you're going to get hit in the head with a 2 1/2 pound piece in metal that will put a dent in the side of your head.
Volleyball - http://westlake.k12.oh.us/Hilliard/whspe/volleyball/volleyball_rules.htm Perfect! It's really hot out so you want to sweat even more by playing a high-energy game with people who have no idea how to set up t
he ball.
Bocce Ball - http://www.ehow.com/how_3109_play-bocce-ball.html The rudest of the rude. This game is supposed to be played on a closed course so as not to annoy anyone else. Guess what? Some douces decided to start playing it on the beach and toss their sand-kicking balls all over everyone's space.
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