http://www.myspace.com/fibber_mcgeesThough technically not on the beach, Fibbers is just over the drawbridge. In keeping with the our new tradition of spotlighting awesome nights that don't cost much, allow us to introduce you to Fibbers Irish Pub on Wednesday night. Holy St. Michael! How do they make money on this? We don't care. We just want to make sure it keeps going no matter what.
You get a wristband at the door, for which you pay $5. The specials start with penny F
ibber's Draft. How many 1 cent lagers can you drink, alchie? We've gotten up to about 10 or 15. It got hazy and there was some pants peeing, but it was still frickin' awesome. If you have pleasant memories of pissing in your pants on the way home from too much beer, you KNOW you had a great time.
Penny drafts too bourgeois for your evolved palette? Then move on up to 50 cent Yuengling drafts. What? Pretentious Budwieser not good enough for you? Then belly up to the $1 Guinness draft and shut the hell up while your
stomach expands with creamy goodness. We defy you to find another place in town with a pint of Guinness for one dollar. This must be the Golden Age that the Irish grandparents talk about when they start lamenting about where this country went wrong.In between your sips of beer we dare you to buy a few rounds of shots for whatever hotties you run into at the bar or to play some pool while the DJ spins some catchy dance music. Good times. One of our favorite ways to NOT wake up early on Thursdays.
On Sunday nights they open up the dance floor next door, but that will be a separate entry that will feature A LOT of grinding and rubbing up on sweaty chicks after popping a few Viagras. If you have not tried that, you really need to. We whole-heartedly endorse that cheeky practice. Oh, the looks are priceless. Yep, Fibber's is the shit, and even better when you bust out the gross, Viagra-swollen shelalagh. Erin Go Braless!
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