Sunday, June 21, 2009

E Watch is Not Scary...Umm...Oh...My Email, Huh?


http://www.townofwrightsvillebeach.com/Portals/0/ewatch.pdf

Man, I hope you didn't click on that link! Are you crazy? It says ewatch! It's got a creepy circular eye between the backslashes! Just kidding...no...sort of...not kidding.

The logo is definitely clip-art quality and we hope tax money didn't pay for it.

The purpose of the program seems innocent enough, except for that last "big brother" sentence that reminds us what is voluntary...for now!

And "quality of life issues" is a highly subjective and hard to define term that perhaps can be fully described elsewhere on the site, perhaps under a new Psy-Ops link!

Please, please print t-shirts so we can wear them when we travel. It would be great to sport them they way the D.A.R.E shirts are sported, with gusto.

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